Be Warned, please do not listen to these people. Their specific task is to lure, woo and trap you into smoking cigarettes. Should you fall into their trap, beware! It is next to impossible to escape.

The unknown customer care team.
These three have been tasked to keep you smoking cigarettes.
If their names were known they might be:

"Ms. Wooyer", has perfected the art of delusion. Her task seems to be to lure in new smokers and get them hooked. She writes deceptive copy and catchy phrases.

"McBrand", the master of confusion as he rides the herd at round up time. And he is fast with that branding iron. Customer loyalty is his speciality, he marks them for life.

And "Harry"(aka 'Houdini'), the master of illusion, who seems to have been smoking for ages and yet no apparent harm has come of it. He still enjoys smoking and derives great pleasure from the practice and might like thinking that he has lungs of iron. His job seems to be to reassure all smokers that what they say against smoking is misguided and mostly untrue. And that he is indeed living proof to the contrary! However...