Firehouse Charges
Fire Alarm
Johnny Warning
The Big-Tobac Co. Fire Company
We feel it is our moral duty to warn and help our careless customers about the risks of fire. Since our product can only be used with fire, there can be no smoking without if you pardon the pun.
Health issues we hear you say? There are no health issues. Do you think we are nuts or something? And while we are on the subject; if secondhand smoke is a problem, buy your own cigarettes and get your smoke firsthand! Thank you all and have a nice day.
Sincerely...McBrand.
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