The General Rules of Cigopoly

If you want to review the 'Full Rules of Cigopoly' or play 'Cigopoly' please visit "Old Joe Camel" at the center of the Maze of Cigopolis.

1. Don't play, ever.
2. You only have the one life.
3. If you should play, then you become a 'Player' and the surgeon generals warnings are in effect.
4. Cigopoly is addictive.
5. 'EGO' is counted as 'zero'.
6. Currently movement is clockwise around the board
7. The player throws the dice once to find the number of spaces to move, a 'six' is not needed to start.
8. The player comes to the table at his or her own risk with whatever health and cash she or he has.
9. Follow all the instructions found in the Customer Care cards.
10. Likewise in the Smoke and Mirror cards.
11. The player cannot buy individual streets, the respective tobacco companies already own them.
12. The player pays the cashier the sum required upon arriving at any square, (Click on the square to reveal the current amount due, it often changes.)
13. In order to be able keep on playing, the making and recieving of loans, and filing for bankruptcy is encouraged by 'Big-Tobac Co.'
14. There are no winners, only escapees.
15. The player who manages to quit smoking is an escapee.
16. The other players should keep on trying to get rid of cigarettes.